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Hollywood
  The Onion (Humor)     3 hours ago
Harvey Weinstein Diagnosed With Cancer
Harvey Weinstein, the disgraced Hollywood mogul whose alleged sexual misconduct fueled the #MeToo movement, was diagnosed with chronic myeloid leukemia and will undergo treatment in prison at Rikers Island in New York. What do you think?The post Harvey Weinstein Diagnosed With Cancer appeared first on
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New York
  The Onion (Humor)     3 hours ago
Harvey Weinstein Diagnosed With Cancer
Harvey Weinstein, the disgraced Hollywood mogul whose alleged sexual misconduct fueled the #MeToo movement, was diagnosed with chronic myeloid leukemia and will undergo treatment in prison at Rikers Island in New York. What do you think?The post Harvey Weinstein Diagnosed With Cancer appeared first on
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American
  The Onion (Humor)     3 hours ago
Americas Loneliness Epidemic By The Numbers
Studies have linked chronic loneliness with a variety of harmful health conditions, from cardiovascular disease to anxiety. The Onion takes a look at the key statistics behind what the surgeon general has described as a loneliness epidemic. 83 Million: Dogs purchased to try and fix this 741,000: Number of Americans who listed their profession on […]The post
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United States of America
  The Onion (Humor)     3 hours ago
Americas Loneliness Epidemic By The Numbers
Studies have linked chronic loneliness with a variety of harmful health conditions, from cardiovascular disease to anxiety. The Onion takes a look at the key statistics behind what the surgeon general has described as a loneliness epidemic. 83 Million: Dogs purchased to try and fix this 741,000: Number of Americans who listed their profession on […]The post
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Donald Trump
  The Onion (Humor)     3 hours ago
Trump Attempts To Soften Image With New Airbrushed JCPenney Beauty Shots
TRAVERSE CITY, MIIn an effort to reach out to swing voters crucial to his reelection bid, former President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to soften his image Friday by distributing airbrushed JCPenney beauty shots of himself at a campaign rally. “Here you go, these are nice glossies of the president we took at the JCPenney Portrait […]The post
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Abercrombie & Fitch
  The Onion (Humor)     1 day ago
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, his romantic partner, and a third man were arrested on charges of luring men into drug-laced, outlandish, and coercive sex parties by dangling the promise of modeling for the retailers once-defining bare-chested ads. What do you think?The post
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J.D. Vance
  The Onion (Humor)     1 day ago
JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness
CINCINNATIMoments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. If they are permitted to cast ballots, then we risk allowing the […]The post
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