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- Hillary Clinton leads Kamala Harris into the woods
- Satirical article about the relationship between the two politicians
- Mentions of Clinton's past actions and controversies
- Harris depicted as unsure or hesitant
- The humorous and sarcastic tone of the article Tone: Satirical
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Cloaked Hillary Clinton Beckons Harris To Follow Her Into Woods
CHAPPAQUA, NYPressing her finger to the recently defeated candidates lips and urging her not to be afraid, a cloaked Hillary Clinton reportedly beckoned Kamala Harris to follow her into the woods Thursday morning. Come, its time for you to join me beyond the pinessurrender yourself to the embrace of nature, said the 2016 Democratic presidential […]The post
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